World Cup weirdo: This sexy model will pay you £100-a-day to watch the football from South Africa with her

A WORLD CUP mad model has offered to pay a male fan £100-a-day to watch the football with her – and explain what’s going on.

Pretty Daiyu Fang, from Beijing, China, has been turned down by all her girlfriends and has now placed an internet ad for a companion to watch the whole tournament with her.

“I have money but football isn’t very popular in China and people are too busy working,” explained Daiyu – who is determined to see every game beamed from South Africa.

“My only rules are I get to keep the remote control and there is absolutely no kissing no matter how exciting it gets on the pitch,” she told the Austrian Times.

'Many of the ATMs looked quite a lot like this one,' explains elephant-brained Yin Zhao

A CHINAMAN is facing five years in jail after using his incredible memory for numbers to steal £20,000 from ATMs.

Yin Zhao, 27, can recognise any PIN or card number at a single glance and keep it stored in his memory for years, say police in Chengdu, central China.

He managed to pocket a small fortune in a two-year crime spree using debit and credit cards left behind in ATMs by forgetful owners.

Yin, seen here being taken back to a cash point in handcuffs by police to publicly show them how he did it, explained: “I checked the balance and it was more than I earn in a month.

“I reset her password and took all the money out. It was so easy I just couldn’t stop.”

The former computer added: “I would stare at every person coming in to use the ATM, and could tell immediately who was forgetful, and might leave the card in the machine.

“I can remember numbers I saw a year ago just for a second or two over someone’s shoulder.

“I just have that kind of memory,” he said, according to a report in the Austrian Times.

The chilli hand grenade can temporarily blind its victims (Europics.at)

ARMS experts have developed a non-lethal hand grenade loaded with the world’s most powerful chillies.

Military technicians in India have developed the new crowd control grenade packed with ground seeds from the Bhut Jolokia, officially recognised as the hottest chilli on the planet by Guinness World Records.

The grenade is packed with seeds from the Bhut Jolokia chilli - the hottest in the world

When deployed the grenade showers the targets with a dust so spicy that in trials subjects were blinded for hours and left with breathing problems.

Military leaders say it will be a major breakthrough in riot control or smoking out criminals and terrorists from their hiding places.

“The chilli grenade is a non-toxic weapon and when used would force a terrorist to come out of his hideout.

“The effect is so pungent that it would literally choke them,” lead scientist R.B. Srivastava at India’s Defence Research and Development Organisation told the Austrian Times.

One of the garish new signs in Pecica, Romania, that warns drivers of drunk pedestrians crawling the streets (Europics.at)

TOWN hall chiefs in Eastern Europe have given up on trying to stop drink drivers – and are now warning them about drunk pedestrians instead.

Road safety bosses in Romania – where accidents involving alcohol are at record levels – have put up traffic signs warning motorists of drunks wandering the streets.

Mayor Petru Antal ordered the signs – saying ‘Attention – Drunks’.

They come complete with an image of a reveller on his knees with a bottle and have been put up in Pecica, where officials have virtually given up on boozy locals ever following the law.

“We are a border town and have lots of cars thundering through here all the time,” Mayor Antal told the Romanian Times. 

“But we also have a very vibrant nightlife and the two don’t mix.

“We have to target the drivers because by the time they get to this state the pedestrians are beyond caring.”

The bike is made of a beer crate strapped to a powerful engine, with what looks like a bomb at the back (Europics.at)

A BARMY motorist has been banned by police after converting a beer crate into a mini quad bike.

The micro machine was given its last orders after Wolfi Maier, 24, tried to outrun cops on the booze machine in Dautphetal, Germany.

The biker said he had only just finished the vehicle and claimed it was on the way to a test drive at a private racing track.

“It looked good but it was not licensed to travel on the road – so we confiscated it,” one officer said.

“The vehicle featured a tuned-up engine that normally only goes about 15mph but this was much quicker.”

He added: “It would certainly make drink driving more risky.”

Police told the Austrian Times the vehicle could yet be returned if the owner promised not to use it on the public roads again.

The pair were late for a fancy dress party when they were caught speeding (europics.at)

POLICE stopped a couple of jokers when they zoomed through a speed trap in full clown costumes.

Driver Martina Oberle, 31, had the smile wiped off her face after she was fined £110 for speeding in Moerschwil, Switzerland.

Officers initially thought Martina and pal Bettina Blauch, 26, who were wearing blonde wigs and with full clown make up, had dressed up for a prank.

But they were actually late for a fancy dress party when they were caught doing 60mph in a 45mph zone.

The horse had an irrepressible curiosity about the workings of the German drainage system (Europics.at)

It looks like someone is going to need a new mane sewer after this fully grown horse fell through a manhole cover in a freak accident.

Charley – a 12-year-old riding horse – saddled firefighters with a headache when the drain cover gave way after he returned from a morning canter with his owner Boris Fretz, 27, in Hewingsen, Germany.

Charlie was so excited by his time in the sewer he needed a lie down to recover

Winching gear lifted the 16 hand high beast free from the gully after two hours of being calmed by vets and animal lovers.

“Amazingly Charley was exhausted and filthy but absolutely fine after some hay and a good clean,” one firefighter told the Austrian Times.

The fat 49-year-old before weight-loss surgery (Europics.at)

ONE of the world’s fattest men has spoken of his his joy after surgeons sliced a whopping 264lbs of fat from his body.

The man with his pants around his ankles before and after the surgery

CARD TRICKS: The boy can beat adults using just his feet (Europics.at)

POKER players are used to keeping their cards close to their chest.