World Cup weirdo: This sexy model will pay you £100-a-day to watch the football from South Africa with her

A WORLD CUP mad model has offered to pay a male fan £100-a-day to watch the football with her – and explain what’s going on.

Pretty Daiyu Fang, from Beijing, China, has been turned down by all her girlfriends and has now placed an internet ad for a companion to watch the whole tournament with her.

“I have money but football isn’t very popular in China and people are too busy working,” explained Daiyu – who is determined to see every game beamed from South Africa.

“My only rules are I get to keep the remote control and there is absolutely no kissing no matter how exciting it gets on the pitch,” she told the Austrian Times.

The woman survived this 200ft fall...thanks to her thick coat Pic: Europics.at

A STUDENT survived this astonishing 18-storey drop from an apartment block because she was wearing a thick winter coat.

Xia Ou, 26, had been hanging washing on her balcony in Beijing, China, when she slipped over the railing and hurtled nearly 200ft to the ground below.

She was found still conscious by a startled neighbour walking his dog after bouncing off a bush and then into a five inch deep snow drift, say police.

Amazed medics at Peking University Hospital have treated her for multiple fractures but say she will make a full recovery thanks to the snow, the bush and, crucially, a puffa jacket she was wearing when she fell.

Experts at the hospital estimate that she was travelling at nearly 70 mph when she hit the ground.

Professor Wing Zhang explained: “It would have been devastating if she had hit the ground directly.”

He told the Austrian Times: “Thanks to the cushioning effects of the tree, the snow and her jacket, the damage was greatly reduced.”

Most toddlers can't even use cutlery, but he managed to find his own brain with a chopstick Pic: Europics.at

DOCTORS have saved a toddler who fell while trying to walk – and stabbed a chopstick into his brain.

Chao Chao – just 14 months old – was playing by himself at his family home in Shandong, eastern China, when he slipped and fell on the chopstick sending it straight up through his nose.

His parents drove 10 hours to Beijing to a specialist head injury hospital where medics managed to remove the stick during a four hour operation.

“We got to it before any infection set in and he should make a full recovery.

“Although it pierced his brain, it doesn’t seem to have done any long term damage,” head surgeon Dr Sun Wei told the Austrian Times.

The man threatened to denotate these sausages Pic: Europics.at

A THIEF kept police at bay for more than an hour before they realised that dynamite and detonators strapped around his waist were really sausages.

Sing He, 23, threatened to blow up a restaurant in Benxi, northern China, unless the owners handed him the day’s takings. 

An idiot driver turns around as traffic approaches at 50mph Pic: europics.at

SAT NAVS are going to kill people because idiot drivers follow their instructions ‘blindly’, police chiefs have warned.  

Dozens of motorists have been caught on CCTV turning around their vehicles in high-speed tunnels  despite the threat of oncoming traffic –  ”because their sat navs told them to”

And now furious Swiss cops have spoken out about the perils of the satellite navigation systems.

They have published traffic images from the notorious Gotthard tunnel to illustrate how crazed drivers make u-turns as traffic approaches at more than 50 mph.

Damian Meier, head of traffic police in the Swiss province of Uri, said: “This is not an isolated case. More and more drivers are asked by their sat navs to take a u-turn in the Gotthard tunnel.”

He added: “The majority of drivers taking a u-turn in the tunnel are from abroad.”

Meier told the Austrian Times the sat navs often ‘revise’ the route after entering the underpass and advise drivers to turn around and take a local bypass instead.

The office worker was so desperate to avoid paying he clung on to the back of the bus Pic: Europics.at

A CASH-STRAPPED commuter has been caught clinging to the back of a coach – to save a 1p fare.

Stunned motorists watched Deng Chung, 33, swinging from the back of the bus as he sped through Dongwan, southern China, for more than 30 minutes before hopping off outside his office.

Now police are quizzing passengers and other drivers so they can charge the reckless IT worker with endangering public safety.

“I was following him for a while and we got up to 40 miles per hour,” said motorist Tian Yang, who took this picture.

But baffled bus bosses say he saved himself just a penny with his stunt.

“It’s not worth risking your life over that sort of money.

“If he was really short we’d let him on for nothing ,” a spokesman for the Great Wall Bus Company told the Austrian Times.

What a 54-year-old might look like... Pic: Europics.at

MEET Cindy Jackson who, aged 54, is the most surgically enhanced woman in the world.

Cindy has spent this year altering her appearance to look like movie icon Brigitte Bardot.

On top of the 50 procedures she’s had in the past, she’s filled 2009 with botox, lower lip injections, Restylane injections to fill out her cheeks and Strawberry Laser Lipo treatment on her jawline, stomach and thighs.

In total, she has blown more than £130,000 and had 14 major operations trying to make herself look younger.

She said: “Some say that life begins at 40, but I am loving my 50s.

“On a good day I get chatted up by men in their twenties who think I’m their age and on a bad day I look like I’m in my thirties.

“It’s nice when people say you look great but there is a down side and I have had plenty of nasty comments as well, with people calling me vain and shallow.”

The American, who recently set up own website, has even pledged to keep going under the knife until she is well into her seventies.

She told the Austrian Times: “People say you should grow old gracefully and for me, that is exactly what I am doing! There is nothing graceful about falling to pieces and letting yourself go.

“I have all the benefits of wisdom that come with age but see no reason why I should let those years show in my face.”