But this five-year-old prefers to keep them somewhere else…between his toes!

Little Xiao Tao has become a dab hand at snap, even though he has to use his feet to play.

The five-year-old lad, from Hangzhou, eastern China, baffled medics when he was born with tightly clenched hands and feet.

Now surgeons at the Tong De Hospital are restoring the damaged digits through a series of operations.

Tao has already learned to use his feet to play, eat with chopsticks, and comb his hair and now doctors say his hands will recover too.

“He is a clever boy and learning to use his new skills fast,” proud mum Xiao Wu, 26, told the Austrian Times.

Now the owners are facing two years in prison for promoting fascism, strictly illegal in Poland which was occupied by German troops in World War II.

“The content of this poster which uses images to promote fascism is a crime,” said Renata Mazur from Warsaw’s prosecutor’s office.

But club bosses say the row is just a storm in a tea cup.

“The idea is that Hitler isn’t happy with the condition of Warsaw clubs so he plans to invade and make them better,” club spokesman Kalina Koslinska told the Austrian Times.

“It’s just a bit of fun.”

And it’s worked – the x-rated steamy scenes of country life are moo-ving off the shelves as fast as they can print them.

The models – all daughters of working farmers – say they wanted to show that things are changing down on the farm.

“We’re not as unsophisticated as people seem to think.

“It’s about time people saw that all that nature has an effect on young people,” one gushed to the